My Swank New Los Angeles Address.

Hi Everyone,

Well, I’ve done it; I’ve finally decided to move to
Los Angeles. I wasn’t planning on it, but see, I found
this sweet arrangement whereby I live on this rich
fella’s land, in a little house that he owns, in
exchange for manual labor and a large percentage of
the crop yield. It’s gonna be amazing. And then when I die,
my son gets to take over my duties, and then when he
dies, his son gets to…and...uh...to...uh, too...Oh, man! Am I a serf again?!!!!!!
Well, I guess you'll find me working the land at:

[CLASSIFIED]

If you'd like to buy me, my feudal lord may be
willing to negotiate, but I’m legally attached to the
property.

Yours,
Lee
(Actually, not really—I belong to the
landowner),


Ivan and I harvesting the wheat crop.