First Clarinet.
I did not paint this, and this blog is supposed to be about my creative efforts, but this painting by Rodger Roundy is really funny and really accurate:
posted by Fonzy Mann-Johnson at 12:23 PM
Saturday, March 19, 2005
About Me
- Name: Fonzy Mann-Johnson
Shit, muthafucka, you don't want none of this, 'cause I rep the muthafuckin' Emperor Penguins. N*s be sayin' they hard, sayin' they ruthless, but I ain't seen 'em steppin' around Antarctica. Only way a n* be crazy enough to set one muthafuckin' foot in the ANT is if that n* from the mothafuckin' ANT. For real. N*s there, we poor as fuck and we Emperor Penguins. You got any idea what kind of fucked up shit that'll do to a muthafucka's mind?!!!
"But Captain, I've infiltrated the flock!""You're off the case, you son of a bird!"
- We do not judge!
Eat all the cookies you can fit in your duffel bag!
Nelson Rockefeller, One Bad-Ass Motherfucking Son of a Bird
"I'd like to register a complaint!"
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Feel free to e-mail me using the link above. But I may not respond because Antarctica is cold.
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