Birth Announcement.

I don’t talk about it much, but I grew up in Appalachia. For those who don’t know, that’s in the American Southwest, just east of Florida. You’ve probably never heard of it because it’s very rural. I mean, I grew up surrounded by high-rise apartments, street vendors, and public transportation, if you can believe it.
Yes, it was a sleepy island town, and Voodoo was the way of life. For those unfamiliar with our Japanese form of Judaism, we believe that our desert surroundings are populated with animal spirits. Blog is a powerful Voodoo spirit representing the struggle between the moon and the sun. He sat with Jesus Christ at the Last Supper, and is described in the Dialogues of the Buddha as a short fat man with an elephant’s head. He is always fornicating with mortals, and Hera is always finding out and yelling at him.
As an offering to Blog, I have created a new web log entitled Lee Tyler’s Carpet Warehouse (All Fire-Damaged Carpets 50% Off! All Carpets Still on Fire Free!!!).

Blog smiles; the offering pleases him. Hopefully that means he won't send locusts this year.